I find this funny. You might too. (P.S. Thanks for not telling me about the random “y” that was dangling at the end of that sentence for like a month now! I LOATHE typos, so tell me about them immediately. Twenty lashes with a wet noodle for me, as my dreaded first grade teacher would say.) Even on a slow … “thought” day (Like today. I guess it can’t be called a slow news day on this kind of blog.) I’m surprised by the hits I sometimes get on my blog. WordPress has this awesome little feature that tells you what search terms your readers typed in to get to your blog. They never cease to amaze me. Here are a few:
- “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” appears almost daily. Here are a few uber specific Gypsy search terms that make me laugh:
Pictures of gypsy girls in short skirts looking for future husbands on TLC
My big fat gypsy wedding show contact
My big fat gypsy wedding kaitli — No typo.’
The gypsies tent inn
My big fat gypsy secrets
I’m big fat gypsy wedding
- Some variation of “cankles” is also a daily one
Celebrities with cankles
What are cankles
Why have I got no ankles
And, my personal favorite: Hottest cankles in town
- A slew of North Dakota search terms
North Dakota nice
Show pictures of Williston ND in a snow storm
Are there any fish in Spring Lake Park Williston ND
North Dakota — it doesn’t exist (Ha ha.)
Has Williston ND ever flooded?
Williston city North Dakota oil June 2011 boom New York (What was this person looking for?!?)
A child forced to grow up too fast North Dakota
Is a Menards moving into Williston ND
- Stuff I’m assuming got people to the iPad story
iTunes license agreement kidney
Human CentiPad agreement mouth
Who wants to buy my kidney?
What kind of saying is I’d sell my kidney?
- These ones are in a category of their own: WTF?
Mischa Barton obesa
Inappropriate pictures of Miley Cyrus (multiple times)
My name is enough
Gender neutral baby car seat
Crab pole dance
Mischa Barton cellulitis (Um, what? And why so much hate on Mischa??)
A fat Mexican girl with big boobs
No little brother for kids can’t go in my room kids
Dresses for fat teens
I’m not hating — However you got here, I’m glad you’re here and love you for reading. But you’ve got to admit, this search data is pretty entertaining. Hope you got a kick out of it, too.