It’s all about me. But I hope you like it, ’cause I’m a total people-pleaser. Did I mention I’m also a walking contradiction?
Just so you know …
Four and a half hours and a tank of gas
… By any other name
“I guess this is growing up …”
The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
Everything I touch dies.
Lyrically Awesome: Updated
Today, I took two trips to carry my groceries into my apartment.
Revelations while on hold with the cable company
Text me: I’ll over-analyze it.
My Fifteen Minutes of Freshly Pressed Fame
I may have lived under a rock …
Hey, I’ve never been 21 before.
Some things are better left unexplained.
Sorry I’m Such a Tease…